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yer-come and do it in the Great Hall when i next give a piano recital.

Posted by BdF

Sian: when are you going to post Part 2 etc?  You musn’t keep your public in suspense…

Posted by Rory

Dear BdF

Let me know when and I will be there for some impromptu hide and seek

Posted by Sian

Wicked

Posted by danny

When do we get part two? Come on Sian!

Posted by Nicholas Marsh

Where are the time stamps on this dumb site?! How old is this article?
How am I supposed to stalk ex girlfriends with such shitty functionality?!

Posted by Tobias

Toby, you are too weird. Someone should report you or something. As for time stamps, Somewhere Else is time-less my friend…

Posted by admin

Let’s get something straight; I hate you.
Don’t get friendly with me you fag. If you were on fire I’d go and get some marshmallows and I wouldn’t expect any different from you.
You people and your suffering is the reason I get up in the morning, when I make my toast I think about murdering you and sticking your bodies on spikes. When I brush my teeth there’s a fading dream of your corpses piled high in a smouldering heap.
To have you wiped from the face of the earth would make me smile, but I know that without you I’d be nothing, I’d have no safe, sheepish establishment to hit back against. No carbon-copy, save-the-day, self-righteous Nazis to stab at with each and every pen stroke. You’re the deer in my headlights, moving together and blanketing each others weaknesses with worried camouflage.

Posted by Tobias

Guys, please! Take the bitching elsewhere; I don’t want to be associated with it.

Posted by Sian Petty

Wow, toby, you are soooo intense! Where does it come from you crrrrazy dood!? WTF!? ;) c u l8r m8! xox

Posted by nick